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Drat, it's the 21st already?
Ant Philosophy
Failure
This is Dirk.
Failure
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KARL STEVENS
| May 26, 2011
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Karl doesn't want kids.
Trading sexual histories
"How many guys have you been with?"
Captive audience
Karl cracks a few jokes for his nude models.
Karl's cat dreams big
Karl's cat is too lazy and distracted to get anything done.
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The ants go preaching one by one.
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Even the cat doesn't want to stick around for this one.
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