"The Beer Belly" forcasts the future
There are about a dozen famous quotes about talent &
laziness, emphasizing persistence and the threat of a "wasted life." And while
I don't know for sure, I imagine these quotes – with a stark emphasis on the
latter – must have been floating around in these guys heads when they invented
this thing:
Note: please do not drink while pregnant.
Madness? Perhaps. Genius? Almost certainly not. But at
least all the world's ingenuity is not being wasted away on cancer
research and HDTVs. Finally, a product that will bestow upon its users an eponymous
plight. It's like a training-bra for budding alcoholics.
This is such a great country.
--Jason O'Bryan