U Can't Tweet This: MC Hammer live-Twitters the Super Bowl

This is what the interwebs were built for -- instead of watching ESPN, we got our Super Bowl color commentary from MC Hammer, who was Twittering live from Tampa. Presumably he was on the premises because of his ridonculous Super Bowl ad with Ed McMahon: if you missed it, check out his gold medallion of himself wearing a gold medallion. You can't make shit like this up. Hey, Hammer pants made a comeback in '08 -- why not Hammer? Here's selection of Hammer's greatest hits  -- read on for the part where he @replies to none other than ?estlove from the Roots, who was last seen battling Antibalas at the Roxy about a week ago. Awesomeness.

4 hrs ago: Jennifer Hudson.... Bless her Lord...give her strength..sing for Mom and Family

4 hrs ago: go raiders ! oh....my bad..next year!

4 hrs ago: in the bathroom with 500 Steeler Fans ..yelling Raiders...what?

4 hrs ago: Cards on the Board ! West Side !

4 hrs ago: ref thru a terrible towel lol

3 hrs ago: SuperBowl pic.... //twitpic.com/1ai5p

2 hrs ago: @Weirdbaby The Boss was great !!!

2 hrs ago: @qoolquest thanks... You know I'm one of your fans!

1 hrs ago: This is why I love football !!!