Morning news: Pirates, fires, and smokeable chocolate
Captain tries to escape
Pirates have re-captured him already [Times Online]
Fires hit Texas, Oklahoma
At least two dead, dozens homeless [MSNBC]
On the lighter side...
Now you can smoke chocolate! [Boston Globe]
Karl Rove talks shit about Biden
We'd make some kind of pots and kettles reference, but really, we just wonder why anyone would care. [Politico]
Angels' Nick Adenhart killed in crash
This is just really, really sad. [LA Times]
Whedon show cancelled?
Not necessarily. But probably. [Alan Sepinwall]