KEITH OLBERMANN is a sports guy. Inside, we suspect he's not too happy about Martha Coakley's Red Sox flubs either. But there are times -- especially during the Hot Stove season -- when we put such minor things aside. Here's why:
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JIM CRAMER is a moron. But it's important to know how morons think -- especially Wall Street morons. So take this for what it's worth: Cramer says that if Scott Brown wins, all those insurance companies who're raping you for inflated premiums are going to make a shit-ton of money:
After watching both of the above, you'll understand why JON STEWART is hyperventilating and spitting by the end of this essential rant, from last night's Daily Show: