Well, this brings a whole new meaning to the term fruit juice. Libertarian "paranoia porn" mongering radio host Alex Jones, who is not crazy at all, not one bit, knows where gay people come from. And it's not from Lady GaGa's sparkly, prosthetic lady-parts. Ahem. No, gay people, says Jones, come from juice boxes.

We've long been able to depend on Mel Gibson for his thoughtful insights into the world. He always seems to know what's what, whether he's decrying an entire religion or dispensing wisdom about a woman's wifely duties, damn it. Give him a soapbox and Mel will know what to do with it. And the tainted fruit doesn't fall far from the tree of good and evil, apparently.